|McCarthy was right...
||[Dec. 5th, 2003|11:53 am]
After doing some searching on Google, I've found that there not only is a threat from terrorists abroad, but in the democratic party and their liberal conspiracy. That's right, they are liberals. Anyone who dares try to have government control the wills of the people is a liber....wait...no, I'm just power hungry, there's a difference. |
This is why I'm drafting the patriot act III (or its technical name will be the Protection for Children and Minorities Act, so we get more votes. and technically, it's the children we are protecting since we are all children in some way right?).
Patriot act III will have the following things:
--Ban use of bad words on the net, like atheist, homosexual, and arab.
--Expand governmental powers to monitor the liberal conspiracy against those protecting family values
--Deny voters rights to anyone who is a part of the liberal conspiracy
--give Bill O'Reilly a pay raise
--Privatize Rush Limbaugh's "medicinal" needs
--Send all Jews and Homos to concentration camps. Hm...that's not original enough. Send them to Guantanamo Bay. Yeah that's better.
--Ban all sexually explicit books.
This should do the job! just quick note-taking really.
I'm sure Bush will love it. And I love Bill O'Reilly especially the night he took me to that club last year. What, it had good music!